OHMIGEEERDDD CHAINMAAAAILZZZZ
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Warning!
this
is a
dumb
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
NOTHING
will
happen!
Even
if
you
can
easily
skip
this or
close the tab!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
ATE
HER
MUM
AND
DAD'S
COOKIES.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
EAT
ALL
THE
STAFF'S
COOKIES
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
STUPID
ROOM
TO
DO NOTHING
TO
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
FUCKING MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
SAT
THERE
DERPING
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DERPED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DERP
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
STUPID CHAINMAIL,
ON
A
DERPY
NIGHT
AT
1265564:57486743
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
EATS YOUR
COOKIES,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
EATING
UR
COOKIEES
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
DERP
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
NOTHING
WILL HAPPEN!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
DERPS
TO
GET
AND
DERP
BAUT
YOU
DUNT
BELEEVE MEH
EEEEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
TARDUS
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BY A CHICKEN AND WELL JENNY IS STILL ALIVE NOW. SO DERP THAT'S ALL









EXAMPLE
2:
MR. HDNGFDKJFHNMSM PIE
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE SLIPPED ON A FUCKIN' CAT AND BROKE HIS LEG. STILL READING THIS SHIZ?

EXAMPLE
3:
FUCKONNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC AND EXPLODED. SO SKIP THIS HORRIBLE CHAINMAIL AND GO LIVE YOU'RE AMAZING LIFE.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
I’M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!

One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasn’t only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…
Laura’s dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his work…

Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall have the same fate as Laura did…

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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
I’M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!

One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasn’t only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…
Laura’s dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his work…

Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall have the same fate as Laura did…

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Think of somebody you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments.
5. Look at your background.

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Think of somebody you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments.
5. Look at your background.

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Think of somebody you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments.
5. Look at your background.